ENDORSEMENTS
Willie Goodman
Generic Guy
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In a symbiotic, multifaceted manner, Aliza Cohen has proven herself to be a dynamic strategist and leader in all things regarding group social dynamics and cooperation. Aliza has incredible analytical aptitude in qualitative analysis of quantitative data and vice versa. She has a relatively consistent voting record and lies to the American people only when necessary for her own personal gain. Levitcus 3:17
The Phoenix
Secret Society
Come to secret meeting to read offical secret endorsement. You will be tapped.
The Phoenix
Secret Society
Come to secret meeting to read offical secret endorsement. You will be tapped.
President Lorie
The first time I met Aliza was in the organic garden at Middlebury. She was petting the soil. I approached her. She looked up at me and the sun shone on her face. She had the voice of Morgan Freeman. She said “I want to help”. That’s when I knew there would be a day when I endorsed her for SGA president.
linus owens
queen of social sciences
please direct all inquiries to linus' intern
